Society Excepting Xena Fan Fiction such as 'Raven' except the author hasn't updated in nearly 2 months there for we must hunt her down and kill her.
The following was a Message sent to Carrie Vollmer in hopes to rectify a problem.
As president of S.E.X (Society Excepting Xena fan fiction such as 'Raven' which is not regularly updated so we must hunt down the other and kill her) I am hear to inform you that you have two days to comply to ourdemands. Our demands are as follows:
1 Update your story immediately.
2 Regularly update the story more frequently or post explanations on why you are falling behind.
3 We want a formal apology for making us wait nearly 2 months for an update.
If these demands are not met we will be forced to take swift action which could be fatal if not crippling. So I suggest complying to our demands a within the outlined time frame.
Stephen J Russo
If you are interested in joining the movement please contact me at:firstname.lastname@example.org . Thank you for caring.
This is not a threat of any kind. Carrie is a friend and it is meant as a joke. So if anyone reads this and does not find the humor in it I am sorry. Then again get a life and lighten up.